Today's Happenings

We fought some Orcs that were up to no good. They got thrashed by the Company. Buddy Bloodaxe found a note, mentioning a guy named Norm, and the bones of the Orc's brethren. It appears someone associated with these corpses has the key to my discovered chest. Can't wait to open the lootbox.

Today's Happenings

Today I, Dr. Roland Bloodaxe, managed to lower a bridge without the aid of the party, ingeniously made my own entrance through a fortified stone wall to avoid a trap, and found a hidden chest my party had carelessly overlooked.

Yes, I refused to pay the mercenary captain to be silent (much to the dismay of my simp party members), which led to her escape. But as my grand-uncle, Pope Dr. Owyn Bloodaxe once said, "A bag of gold buys an unbeliever's silence for a while, but a well-placed dagger buys it forever." May his Holiness rest at Pelor's side, at peace.

In short: Dr. Roland Bloodaxe is the Official Company of the Weirdos Inc. Employee of the Month, for umpteenth time in a row. May lesser employees of our mercenary band learn from his example, particularly from his devout faith in and allegiance to the Church of Pelor of Latter Day Saints.


Praise Pelor, Praise the Sun!

Also, we scammed a merchant with an altered tale, sorry Pelor. It was for the greater good, I promise...

Patients Who Owe BFMP Money

• A dame named Chisabelle owes BFMP: 183 Gold Pieces. 

Dr. Roland Bloodaxe is the Party's Official Healer

• Don't mess with his turf, yo. 
• His turf is healing, btw.
• Healing is free, revivals cost gold. 
• Other gods should buzz off, Pelor is the one true god!
• Stonesense rocks