Thursday, August 19, 2021

The Third Patriarch!

 After the passing of Patriarch Buddy I, a new leader was chosen. His name: Patriarch Mo I.


His reign over the COPOLDS church has been benevolent and wise.

Friday, November 6, 2020

BREAKING NEWS

PATRIARCH ROLAND FOUND DEAD

His Holiness has tragically been found dead! Reports claim he sacrificed himself to save the CoW from a kraken.

May he find Sainthood at Pelor's side. Click here to read his Last Will and Testament.

NEW COPOLDS PATRIARCH

Patriarch Buddy Bloodaxe has taken the holy seat. He rules from the Archbishopric of Torrun.


Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Have Your Peloran Wedding!

Have someone who you can trust to watch your back? Why not make things official with a Peloran Wedding Ceremony, hosted by the Patriarch himself? Those unions blessed by Pelor himself have a strong power to them, and for good reason! You literally have divine protection when near your partner!

For a reasonable donation of 99 gold pieces to the Copolds Faith, this amazing experience can be yours! Take advantage of this offer now, and I will throw in a 25% off coupon for Yorgin's Mastercrafts. What an amazing deal! But remember, this offer cannot be found in stores! Contact Dr. Roland Bloodaxe now!

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Today's Happenings

Despite Saint Galwyn's martyred death, we were able to bravely stave off hordes of heretical Androth cultists. Pelor's trust in me was unwavering, as I had witnessed no weakness in my divine power. With my efforts, and thus the implied efforts of Pelor himself, we were able to survive long enough for Katagon to open an escape portal. We went through it, even though we surly could have handled the rest of those fallen to Androth's influence. I could not stand another moment near so many unrepentant heretics. 

Next time, I will have steeled myself to the point where the only mercy they shall see from Pelor, shall be in death. 

A Repentence

OH PELOR,

I REPENT FOR EVER WORSHIPING A MERE MORTAL, THE WICKED ANDROTH, OVER YOUR ALMIGHTY BEING!

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, AS I HAVE SINNED.

MAY MY COMPANIONS STILL FIND ETERNAL SALVATION THROUGH YOUR LIGHT.

MAY SAINT GALWYN REST IN PEACE, HE DIED A TRUE MARTYR.

I SHALL MAKE AMENDS, ALL SHALL KNOW YOUR NAME.

THIS, I SWEAR IN YOUR NAME.


-YOUR EVER-LOYAL PATRIARCH, DR. ROLAND BLOODAXE.

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Today's Happenings


Last Session's Happenings

We bravely fought and slayed the unholy spider. With Pelor's blessings, it was hardly a fight at all.

Then, we continued our deep investigation of the Cult. After interviewing two cult members, we determined that they come from all walks of life, and have diverse motives including job stability.

After exploring the tunnels some more, we come across a sort of office. Borik Stronghand found a secret compartment with 4 books; they were on on alchemy, time travel, ancient peoples of Freevale, and a strange tale of Melandis. A great find, as expected of the Templar of the Order of the Purest Light.

We suspected that putting the books back in their proper location in the nearby bookcase would activate some sort of door. However, the false idol Denir must have misled the party, as nothing happened. Why must heretics exist? Had it not been for them, we would have spent our time more wisely.

During our thorough search of the underground base, a great horn blew, and the cult members flocked down the tunnel. We blended into the misguided flock of cultists, and made it to a ominous gathering point. Damacus Vandril appeared. We could feel his sense of superiority and hear his evil, yet melodious voice.

We watched in horror as he unveiled his captives on display. 

The first was Councilman Avanathus, of Perdigrad. He is a leader of the city, who knows what could happen with demise? We know Perilla Gellard plots a revolution in Perdigrad, maybe his death would be the spark she needs?

The second captive was Sage of Ragrokor, Ortan. His wit and vision led him to created a civilized hobgoblin town, and his wisdom allowed a Copolds temple to be built and run there. If he dies, would the hobgoblins revert to their unbaptized states?

The third captive was Loris Saverin, Magistrate of Melandis. He is the one who started our journey, and gave our company the start it needed. He gave us our purpose. We are in many ways in his eternal debt.

My heart nearly stopped when the fourth captive was revealed to be Galwin. He has looked out for us, the party, and has been our guide through our time in the Order of St. Jauffre, Without him, could we even survive?

The anticipation of what will come next rattles my bones. May Pelor of mercy on their souls, and on ours.